!!!WARNING!!!
This site may contain swearing, slang, derogatory comments, or other such explicit content that is not suitable for the selected few. If you are among these people and you are offended in any way, after reading this warning, all I will say is that I don't give a shit. Thank you.
 

Now that my ass is partly covered, you can (if you agree to the above) enter...
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If you think you'll get offended by anything that I could ever possibly have in here, then just go ahead and leave. That's right, GO AWAY. It's not my fault if you're emotionally hurt by my writings.